Funny advice, definitely not to be taken seriously or literally.
Think youre funnier; then submit your own jokes for inclusion in the app and get the credit too.
Warning, these jokes contain swearing and topics of an adult nature and as such are intended only for grown ups.Please do not download if you easily offend you will only get upset
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Examples of what39;s inside jokes are not censored in the app:
quot;For spotless results, clean your house with Clearasil.quot;
quot;Take up meditation
It beats sitting around doing nothing. quot;
quot;Smokers. Save on matches and lighters, by simply lighting your next fag from the butt of your last one.quot;
quot;Hospitals. Increase the revenue from onsite car parking by selling off the cars left by dead patients. quot;
quot;I saw a sign today which said 39;Stop Look and Listen39;.
So I did.
Got hit by a fg train.quot;